A woman takes a lover during the day, while her
husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home
unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts
the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her
lover in the closet, with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it."
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$25.00"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are again in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball mitt."
The lover remembering the last time asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$75.00"
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball
back and forth." The boy says, "I can't, I sold
them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?" Boy "$100.00" The father says, "That's
terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's
way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy
sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again."